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Old 22-Jan-2012, 18:50
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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:01
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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:08
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Pick something else. I don't care if you whine if you don't like it don't play.

*instantaneously declares war*

Ottoman Ground troops and amphibious mobilize near Israeli territory and begin preparing for heavy shelling




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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:14
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*looks around the office*

SERGEI! Why is my vodka missing?!?

I don't know sir!

Whatever....

*calls Istanbul*
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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:16
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Sultan Mehmed answers the hot line

"Mr. President! Glad to see you could make it to the party. We have a situation in Israel."
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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:20
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Sultan Mehmed answers the hot line

"Mr. President! Glad to see you could make it to the party. We have a situation in Israel."
I have a situation too! My goddamn vodka is missing ...

But what is happening in yonder land of constant war?

*opens a desk drawer and cant find my pen*

SERGEI!!!!! WHY THE HELL ARE MY PENS MISSING?!?!?

I dunno!

Whatever.... Back to your problem, Sultan...
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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:25
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"So it appears as the 2nd Fleet was planning a massive coordinated assault on Tel Aviv, an insurrection occurred in the Israeli government and needs to be put down at all costs. I'm directing all attention on smashing it through routes in Lebanon and the sea. Did you get my papers and envoy?"

Sends alliance papers with an envoy to Poland

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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:30
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*accepts the Ottoman alliance*

What do you want me to do?

I cant function without vodka... or a proper pen....
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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:35
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Poland accepts the Ottoman alliance.

Meanwhile, armor is paraded through the streets of Warsaw to instill a sense of pride about the armed forces in the Polish people


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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:36
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"I guess a little friendly intimidation could work. The Black Sea fleet at his doorstep and the 2nd Ottoman Fleet next to it would be quite convincing."

Additional ships are sent to the Israeli coast, and they begin test launching their long-range cruise missiles



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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:43
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Can I just fly an absurdly large air group over Israel?

*organizes said air group*

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Old 22-Jan-2012, 19:54
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"Alright comrade, I plan on being a bit more direct..."

Ottoman FNSS Pars IFVs leave their LSTs and land in the Gaza Strip




Troops begin to set up mortars


Arriving shortly after is a battalion of MITÜP Altay tanks
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Old 22-Jan-2012, 20:00
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*Sukhoi jets dump an obnoxiously large amount of flares over Israel, in the hopes of starting a wildfire or turn the sand to glass*


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Old 22-Jan-2012, 20:16
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Ottoman FNSS Pars IFV units begin loading up for daily patrols in the Gaza strip




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Old 22-Jan-2012, 20:26
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*Russian aircraft drop vodka bombs on Israeli territory*

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Old 22-Jan-2012, 20:26
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Invasions cannot begin until the country's military is properly mobilized 12 hours after joining this game.
Herp?

*with it's deep military and economic connections with Israel, China attempts to broker a peace between Israel and the Ottoman Empire*



*the Cyber-warfare division of Chinese Military Intelligence is given orders*

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Old 22-Jan-2012, 20:38
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*stares at the Chinese*


*Putin stares*


*waves*
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Old 22-Jan-2012, 20:40
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*stares back at the Russians*



*waves back*



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Old 23-Jan-2012, 17:28
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Ottoman Mechanized Infantry in Gaza begin seeking and destroying terror cells which are launching rockets into Israel


With this, Ottoman troops are met by strong resistance from Israel, calling them 'heinous dogs'


Sultan Mehmed rebukes Israel and draws up plans for a land campaign
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Old 23-Jan-2012, 17:29
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A wave of intense nationalism spreads throughout the people and government of Poland. The Polish people demand to be seen as a strong force in Europe and eventually the world. As a result, the Polish government orders an invasion of the Czech Republic.

Polish mechanized forces roll across the Czech border in KTO Rosomak IFVs and Humvees, coming under fire from Czech reservists stationed near the border


MiG-29s are used to bomb Czech forces coming to intercept the Polish


Air assault forces are used to attack from behind the Czech lines


DANA howitzers provide cover for the Polish advance as they are able to move past the border regions
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