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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:17
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*Looks at the United States.*
*Suggests that no one touches it and we should discuss what to do with it at Berlin.*
Agreed. Sounds like the best course of action for now.

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*several French military units are activated on the border with Germany due to Germany not wanting to talk to France*

*Withdraws German troops from joint Franco-German units and returns them to Germany, sending them to Poland to keep them from feeling sympathy for the French people they mingled with in case of any incidents. Additionally, troops from the Special Operations Division are placed on the French border*



*Gingers are now allowed to serve alongside their more soul-filled colleagues*



*The Polish army is absorbed and due to this influx in troops, German forces launch a large-scale invasion of Slovakia*



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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:28
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Forget being the U.S., let's start with a more humble beginning.

CCCP - The Republic of Turkey
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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:30
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*unlocks the door to my office*

*gives a brief press conference*


*heads back to office, awaiting the French president*
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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:41
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Agreed. Sounds like the best course of action for now.
I say we leave it alone encase someone joins late and wants to be the US.
If not, I say we just leave it as an unplayable country for some reason.

*Presidential Gulfstream arrives at Berlin international airport*



*goes to Berlin reichstag building waiting for meeting to begin*



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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:43
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CCCP - The United States of America
NEIN.

*Sends FM Westerwelle to Russia, requesting a private meeting with the nation's leader himself*



*Luftwaffe Tornadoes roll into Slovakia, destroying airfields before the enemy has a chance to react, quickly destroying what was their air force*



*Continues invasion of Slovakia, reaching all the way to cities from Lucenec to Trencin*

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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:46
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Forget being the U.S., let's start with a more humble beginning.

CCCP - The Republic of Turkey
Too... many... middle eastern... player countries. Might as well call it Domination WAR: Middle East Edition.
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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:46
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I suggest we keep it here for now and if no one joins we gang rape it, split the land (Gimme back my colonies!) and send Obama to Africa.
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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:51
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*accepts the German FMs request, and invites him to come to my office*


*issues a military order to the VDV command, ordering IL-76s to drop VDV units into Kuwait*


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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:51
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I suggest we keep it here for now and if no one joins we gang rape it, split the land (Gimme back my colonies!) and send Obama to Africa.
Whats with all the racism recently?

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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:53
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*Looks at the United States.*
*Suggests that no one touches it and we should discuss what to do with it at Berlin.*
*Seeing as France wasn't invited, France looks hungrily towards the US as dessert to the main course of Canada*
(jk)

*French Troops begin to siege Ottawa*





*several units move towards Toronto and capture the city with ease*


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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:54
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Whats with all the racism recently?

*Still awaits Germany*
O_o
LoveHateHero329 does not condone racism yet thinks jokes are funny as hell and thinks they should be taken as such.
I shall stop them if that makes your more comfortable.
Discussion ends here so that this glorious thread is not derailed.



*Forces return from Norway as the British eyes focus on Spain.*
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Old 31-Jan-2011, 18:54
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*Seeing as France wasn't invited, France looks hungrily towards the US as dessert to the main course of Canada*
(jk)
So you can surrender later on, Lulz.

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LoveHateHero329 does not condone racism yet thinks jokes are funny as hell and thinks they should be taken as such.
I shall stop them if that makes your more comfortable.
Discussion ends here so that this glorious thread is not derailed.
I WILL DERAILS ANY THREAD I WISH. ITS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT I HAVE.

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Old 31-Jan-2011, 19:00
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*hands the French president the piece of paper I've been carrying, informing him it's a peace treaty, then asks the French president for 2 Airbus A-380s*


*VDV units land in the deserts of Kuwait and begin advancing toward Kuwaiti lines*

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Old 31-Jan-2011, 19:00
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Royal Navy sets sail for Spain.


OOC:
What's that site with countless militray pictures?
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Old 31-Jan-2011, 19:07
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*President Wiiper signs the treaty just as 2 Airbus A-380s arrive in Moscow International Airport*



*President Wiiper leaves the Kremlin, boards the next flight to Paris and leaves Moscow*

*Ottawa is pounded into rubble as troops move in*

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Old 31-Jan-2011, 19:12
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O Canada....


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Old 31-Jan-2011, 19:12
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Since AiR isn't online and I'm sure there isn't a problem with me claiming Turkey, I do suppose I might as well begin.

*Coming forth (again) to the people of Turkey, Mehmed VII, Crown Heir of the throne of the Ottoman Empire, takes over control of the Republic of Turkey once again, re-naming it "The Ottoman Empire"*

*In a speech in Ankara, Sultan Mehmed speaks to crowds of Hundred of Thousands*


"TODAY TURKEY IS YOUR DAY! Once again, we become the Ottoman Empire. The humble, yet serious, ever powerful and expansive Empire. Some have feared such expansion occuring again, and to those I tell to not worry. I promise the safety of the Turkish people to the utmost degree. Our friends in Germany have promised, at the ever so attractive cost of an Alliance and trade agreement, to assist and protect you as long as you do the same for them. Thus, my first motion as the incumbent of the Sultanate of The Ottoman Empire is to properly agree to such a pact with our friends in Germany! Allahu Akbar, peace be with you all. Long live Turkey!"



*Ottoman Army units assemble near Istanbul*
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Old 31-Jan-2011, 19:15
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"TODAY TURKEY IS YOUR DAY! Once again, we become the Ottoman Empire. The humble, yet serious, ever powerful and expansive Empire. Some have feared such expansion occuring again, and to those I tell to not worry. I promise the safety of the Turkish people to the utmost degree. Our friends in Germany have promised, at the ever so attractive cost of an Alliance and trade agreement, to assist and protect you as long as you do the same for them. Thus, my first motion as the incumbent of the Sultanate of The Ottoman Empire is to properly agree to such a pact with our friends in Germany! Allahu Akbar, peace be with you all. Long live Turkey!"
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Old 31-Jan-2011, 19:15
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*Troops enter Bratislava*



*Given Slovakia's tiny military, troops roll in to mostly surrendering crowds, encountering some resistance*



*The German flag is raised above the Slovak capitol building*



*Troops roll into Hungary*

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Old 31-Jan-2011, 19:18
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*sends a thank you letter to Paris*

*VDV troops continue advances*




*engineers begin constructing heavily defended airstrips in Russian held zones in order for reinforcements to land*
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